|Pictures circa the Nordstrom website; now there are ads everywhere trying to get me to buy them. The internet is weird.|
Ok ok fine, just one more thing, because these zodiac loafers might be perfect. In the event that anyone fails to notice upon meeting me that I am a fiery arthropod with eight legs and a propensity for passion, I now have the option of wearing my birthdate on my toes. I won't, because they are $700 dollars, but I could. In your name, Charlotte Olympia, I will settle for reading my horoscope online and pouting.